Knock Knock Jokes That Will Make You Laugh
knock knock jokes are juvenile and corny. But when somebody says “knock knock” to you, it’s almost impossible not to respond with “Who’s there?” knock knock jokes have been making people laugh for ages, regardless of their age. Kids, grandparents, and everyone in between gets a kick out of a funny joke.
We have compiled a collection of very hilarious knock knock jokes for everyone. Share with your friends and loved ones to make them laugh.
If you want to share more amazing jokes with your loved ones, check out our halloween jokes and Short Funny Jokes.
Knock Knock Jokes For Everyone
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tomato.
Tomato who?
Tomatoes don’t have last names, silly.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.
Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Oh forget it, it is pointless.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s to whom.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me so please open up!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom every time?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aaahh.
Aaahh who?
A big bad wolf, apparently.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger or three!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf the house, you’re not the owner anymore!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna.
Nanna who?
Nanna your business, that’s who.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No you’re a poo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam hand is already weary from all the knocking!
Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
Don’t you even know who you are?!
Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a poem but decided on a knock knock joke instead.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The doorbell repair man.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Who’s there?
Cabbage
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here. Let me in already!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
Good job yodeling!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, okay: W. H. O.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
No seriously, Winnie the Pooh right now, let us in or it lands on your doormat!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody who thinks you should fix your darn doorbell!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stupid.
Stupid who?
Stupid you, that’s who.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to be able to recognize your own brother, surely!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Who-Who.
Who-Who Who?
Are you an owl?!
