Jokes About Love
Love is the only crown that fits every head that wears it and the longest bridge that can connect even the most divided people. Laughter on the other hand is the best medicine that brings people together It can even create stronger bonds with people around us that we might not even know.
Our jokes about love is a combination of two strong forces ‘love and laughter’ to help you do the magic of making your better half laugh out loud.
Take a look at the funny side of love! With our collection of hilarious jokes about love.
60 Funny Love Jokes
I asked my girlfriend to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.
I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.
I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Yes, it is February 14th.
I dated a communist once.
I had no idea. She seemed sweet.
But it didn’t end well.
Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags
I had no idea. She seemed sweet.
But it didn’t end well.
Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?
A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”
A wife asks her husband, “How would you describe me?”
He replies, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
The confused wife asks, “What does that mean?”
Her husband replies, “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
The wife says, “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
“I’m just kidding!”
He replies, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
The confused wife asks, “What does that mean?”
Her husband replies, “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
The wife says, “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
“I’m just kidding!”
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Why do men like to fall in love at first sight?
Because doing so saves them a lot of money.
Because doing so saves them a lot of money.
Never laugh at your girlfriends choices… your one of them.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Are you familiar with that tingly feeling that you get in your body when you start to develop feelings for someone? That feeling is actually all of your common sense leaving your body.
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
I love everyone!! Some people I love to be around, while some of them are people who I love to avoid. And then there are some who I would love to punch in the face.
My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied, “I just used a modem.”
My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters… But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly “we need to talk”.
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that…
My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
She’s a keeper!
She’s a keeper!
Have you ever been fishing before? I only ask because I really think that we should hook up.
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Love is like a fart.
If you force it, you’re going to make a mess.
If you force it, you’re going to make a mess.
Love is a form of amnesia where a girl forgets that there are about 1.2 billion other boys out there in the world.
My parents won’t say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five.
When you are in love, it is the most glorious two and a half days of one’s entire life.
Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her.
This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture… I told her I’m just looking for matches.
Do you know what the big difference is between love and marriage? Love is the sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
Before you decide to make the commitment to marry a person, you should have them use a computer with a very slow internet connection so they can show you who they truly are.
An archaeologist is definitely the best husband a woman could ever have. The reason for this is because the older she gets, the more he will be interested in her.
Marriage is an incredible invention, but then again so is the toaster.
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but monogamy is the same.
My girlfriend left me because she couldn’t handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
If I have to choose between men and shoes, I will choose shoes. They tend to last longer.
If you believe that the quickest way to a man’s heart is the stomach, you know that you are aiming a little too high.
Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
Seeing you changed me totally, to the extent that I started breathing in carbon dioxide and breathing out oxygen.
What is the main difference between love and marriage? Love is blind. Marriage, on the other hand, is the eye opener.
You cannot buy love, but you can still pay heavily for it.
Love is a condition of temporary insanity. And the only available cure for this sickness is marriage.
When a man marries a woman, it is the highest compliment that he can pay her, and it is usually the last.
I was married by a judge. Little did I know that I should have asked for a jury too.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home. You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
The brain is the most impressive organ in our whole body. From the day you are born, it works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, right up until you fall in love.
What is the ideal marriage? One that is between a spouse that is deaf and a spouse that is blind.
I always like to let my wife know who the boss is in this house. And I do that by holding a mirror up to her face.
I have been happily and blissfully married for 5 years…out of a total of 20.
I have not spoken to my wife in quite a few years. I just did not want to interrupt her.
Do you want to know why my husband and I will never ever need a marriage counselor? He majored in communications in college and I majored in theater. So he communicates with me a lot and I always make the effort to pretend to listen.
One day, a husband told his wife that her rear end was getting so big that it was as big as their grill. Later that night, he tried to get intimate with her in bed only for the wife to reply, “do you really think that I am going to fire up this grill for just one little weenie?”
A husband was looking at himself in the mirror and asked his wife, “will you still love me when I am old, fat, and bald?” She replied, “I do.”
It is very important to have a woman who can cook, clean, and take care of the kids. And it is just as important to have a woman who can keep you happy in bed. And most of all, it is important that these two women never meet.
A girl asked her boyfriend if he would still love her after marriage. He replied, “that depends on what your husband will think.”
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
When a man goes and steals your wife, the best revenge that you can have is to let him keep her.
Marriage comes with no guarantees, so if that is what you are looking for, then you are better off buying a car battery.
Love is a lot like peeing in your pants. Only you can feel the warm sensation from such an experience.
Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.
