Funny Things To Say To A Girl

You can win a girl’s heart easily if you are very good at tickling her funny bones. A good sense of humor is perhaps, the most desirable quality in men that women look for. Our collection of funny things to say to a girl will help you put a smile on the face of that special lady.

Below, you will find a list of funny things to say to a girl over text or as a pick up line to impress her. These jokes and one-liners will surely make her laugh.

Funny Things To Say To A Girl Over Text

I tried rearranging the alphabet, but for some reason, U and I would never separate.

I think my soul was dancing the night I met you.

Who knew I would be an organ donor so early in life? I already gave my heart to you.

I was going to buy you a flower, and then I realized that you’re far more beautiful than any rose I could pick.

Damn, if being s3xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

If you were a phone from Apple, then you would be called iGorgeous

A day without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

My knees are getting weak since I fall for you daily.

I’m not a gam*bler, but I’ve just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you.

If you were Christmas, I would be the Grinch who stole you!

Even your texts have a weird accent. Where are they from?

Your parents must be bakers to produce such a cutie pie.

Sit down and give those legs a rest. You’ve been running through my mind all day.

You make my heart race without doing a thing.

What are you doing this evening?” (Girl – nothing) “Let’s do nothing together then!

If I were diabetic, I would be in trouble because you’re so sweet

Girl, you are so delightful, cheerful, and bright, you can make Batman rent an apartment and abandon his cave!

I am going to call the cops. It must be illegal to be as fine as you are.

Sweet dreams! I hope I’m in them tonight.

I’m not a professional photographer, but I can picture us together.

Funny Things To Say To A Girl That Will Make Her Laugh

My next drink is on you! Cause I saw you and dropped mine.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Is your name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

You’re so beautiful, I just forgot my pick-up line.

Your hand fits mine like it’s made just for me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Are you a dictionary? You add meaning to my life.

I never wanna be right if loving you is wrong.

Ma’am you have got to give me your name and number because I fell for you and injured my heart when I first looked at you.

I lost my way to your heart, can I have directions?

Are you from Hogwarts because you are so magical?

I don’t need a camera to smile. I just need to look at you.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My Jaw!

Baby you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Hey, we have so much in common! I know nothing about you and you know nothing about me – we are just perfect for each other!

If grapes make skin beautiful, then you must be living in a vineyard!

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Girl, will you stop getting any hotter? You are killing the poor thermometer!

Funny Jokes To Tell A Girl You Like

Am I cute enough yet, or do you need more of these vodkas?

You must go and see a doctor lady! You have ‘BEAUTY’ all over your face!

Are you familiar with that tingly feeling that you get in your body when you start to develop feelings for someone? That feeling is all of your common sense, leaving your body.

You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’ve been trying to sum up the courage to ask out my crush. I’ve gotten to the point where I can now look into her eyes and not be nervous!

Do you know about the concept of Newton’s law? It states that for every idiot, there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think its cute. I just think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

Ever notice how after an argument is all over, you start to think about more clever awesome shit you could have said?

Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your b00bs, say don’t, and when he touches your va*gi*na, say stop.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.

Husband (watching a video):
“Don’t do it! I swear you are going regret it for the rest of your life. Your’e dumb if you say it…! Don’t say yes. No! Aw dang, he actually did it! What an idiot!
Wife: Honey, why are you so mad? What is it you are watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.

When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.

I will make you a deal. I will ki*ss you, and if you do not like it, you can return it.

A man and women were getting married in a courthouse. As they were leaving the courtroom, the bride said to the groom, “Isn’t it nice to be here when we’re not being convicted of something?

If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red every time you passed by, so that I could stare at you a bit longer.

The brain is the most impressive organ in our whole body. From the day you are born, it works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, right up until you fall in love.

A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.

Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.

Would you be kind enough to hold this hand while I go out for a walk?