Funny Christmas Jokes And Riddles
Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. Lights adorn all the neighborhood homes and illuminate our freshly-cut trees. Christmas is an opportunity to spend time with family, it’s a perfect time to bond, share funny jokes and have a good laugh together.
Nothing brings the family together at Christmas like a good Christmas joke. We have compiled a collection of very funny Christmas jokes and riddles to help make Christmas celebration a memorable one for you and your loved ones.
Hilarious Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & Riddles
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Q: What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?
A: Snowflakes.
A: Snowflakes.
Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
A: He was hooked on trees his whole life.
A: He was hooked on trees his whole life.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas is here!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas is here!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!
A: A pineapple!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open ’til Christmas!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open ’til Christmas!
Q: What do you call people with a fear of Santa Claus?
A: Claus-trophobic.
A: Claus-trophobic.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Q: What do you get when you cross vampires and snowmen?
A: Frostbite.
A: Frostbite.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Q: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.
A: The Elfabet.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Q: What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
Q: Where does the snowman hide his money?
A: In the snow bank.
A: In the snow bank.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?
A: Minnesoda.
A: Minnesoda.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it soots him.
A: Because it soots him.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas.
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed.
A: It needed to be trimmed.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter–
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter–
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent night!
A: Silent night!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Q: Who gives Christmas presents to sharks?
A: Santa Jaws.
A: Santa Jaws.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
A: A Christmas quacker.
A: A Christmas quacker.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…
Very Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids
What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime?
A “pointsetter”!
A “pointsetter”!
What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A Frosted One!
A Frosted One!
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
“‘Tis the season to be jelly!”
“‘Tis the season to be jelly!”
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Fleece Navidad!
Fleece Navidad!
This year even the toys are stressed out!
Yeah, they come already wound up!
Yeah, they come already wound up!
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
A cookie sheet!
Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man’s an island!
Because snow man’s an island!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
Nothing. It was on the house!
Why is the turkey such a fashionable bird?
Because he’s always well dressed when he comes to dinner!
Because he’s always well dressed when he comes to dinner!
What did the English teacher call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
Subordinate Clauses.
Best Christmas Puns
Have a tree-mendous Christmas.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Snow on and snow forth.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
It’s ice to meet you.
Let’s have a jingle ball tonight!
Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer
Can’t afford it? Put it on sleigh-away
Your presents is requested.
This is snow laughing matter!
Oh deer, Christmas is here.
I have no ideer how’s it’s Christmas already
The tree and I are getting lit this Christmas.
Your decorations look treemendous.
Fleas Navidad!
Here comes Santa Claws, here comes Santa Claws…
All I want for Christmas is ewe.
Not having anyone to kiss during the holidays has taken a mistletoe-ll on me.
Eat, drink, and be tacky.
