Good Instagram Pick Up Lines
Figuring out what to say to your Instagram crush can be a little tricky, it can be pretty scary to reach out to someone you don’t know over the internet and it may even be a bit strange sometimes to receive messages from someone you don’t know.
But in this article, we have compiled an array of good Instagram pick up lines that will help ease the tension and possibly bring you closer to your Instagram crush.
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Best Instagram Pick Up Lines For Dms
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else
Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.
You look so familiar… did we take a class together? No? I could’ve sworn you and I had chemistry
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Hey handsome! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cucumber
I’m taking a poll: Do you think asking someone out through a DM is creepy or courageous? I’m leaning towards the latter, but I want to know what you think.
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off your pictures.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I’ve been looking for new coffee shops, how’s that one?!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
The library’s closing. Mind if I check you out instead?
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
I’ve been thinking about you from a.m. to p.m., so I figured it’s time to send you a DM.
I’m glad I remembered my password. ‘Cause I am totally checking your profile out!
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Cool Instagram Pick Up Lines For Chats & Dms
You must be made of copper and tellurium because you sure are CuTe!
Hi!! Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I’m No Organ Donor But I’d Be Happy To Give You My Heart.
I don’t know how we’ve never met before, we have so many friends in common. [For when you have mutual followers.]
Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw Your picture, I dropped mine.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Here’s a DM slide to say hi to you.
Funny Instagram Pick Up Lines For Dms/Chat
If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
What would you tell your parents if you started dating someone you met through an Instagram DM convo? Just curious.
You’ve been everything I’ve been searching for… Hey, are you Google?
I won’t give you a cheesy pick up line, if you let me buy you a drink
What’s the most random DM you’ve ever gotten? (I’m really hoping it’s not this one.)
Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
My parents always said I should follow my dreams. That’s why I started following you on Instagram.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Oh no! You’ve caused me to slip and slide into your DMs!
I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
